doggie wheres your bone

goood god. i cant stand it. all my quality boyfriends have left today. i am all in mourning. we all died a little bit inside. i have the missing. my lufthansa pilot and pupak!!!!!!! andy and stickler ohhhh it hurts. but we agreed im going to marry them all. none of us slept last night. and i flew an invisible plane to greece. . alex taught me everything. skies of the world..behold! Though I must start taking going to the beach more seriously. im all over town and entertaining myself with locals, and drinking slivovitz at 10 am. over coffeee with GOOD FOLKS and i cannot even begin to explain the mountains of distractions that present themselvs. andelko better motorcycle me to beach land.cuz the new shoes are trouble. Team mosquitos also have upped their game. they were RUDE AS HELL AND RUTHLESS. i am uberbitten and a walking itch mitch. .ITS ONNN jerks.

pipi lemonade.

im lightly tanned and salty like a proper mermaid. in the most shamelessly gorgeous yugocroatia.. i have the coolest house on the island. boys in italy melt like ice cream. i learned . i slept on buses and met a bundle of clowns. i met many men many men many men. i miss the nuss. i had nightmares last night. this part.icular . island reminds me of someone. vaguely. but im over it today. i slept 14 hours. cuz the travels have exhausted me. my house owner man is a sexy tattooed hunk andhe drunked me with travarica. that shit knocks you out. there is one HUGE church here that rings bells all the time. iva is coming to veeezit tomorrow with the ferrrry boat and we are going to dance dance on the beach. andy tooo. shit . i want to stay forever. i drank coffeeee with a local celebrity. he invited me into his house. i threw lemons at his wife. puhhhhhh.

aber weinen sollst du nicht.

despite being hated. i come here and i drink their wine.
I do homework tooo.


The italians made yummy pizzza for me and my best woman.


our daily high heel practice around the block. we are getting betterrrrr.


young James Dean on the right spent a lot of money on me that night. but i went with the nuss. the nuss insists on privacy. due to kidneythivery.

serbia won. naturally.

my main little woman Lara .

mish mushhh

the wunderland is superblyy fantastisch. i love every stupid rain drop and every little german bean that walks and talks and ooogles and eyelocks. ALTHOUGH. we smoked the germans on friday like hot lava.. it was hardly a contest. so i partied with the serbish like no ones businesssss. ..i have a swollen ego . i cant even fit in my own head. but last night . new glory shoes . and a million location change overs. and 20 new boyfriends later. i woke up on the flooorrr . i met a nuss that is superbly nussig . like me and makes operating room tables for a businesss. and there will sooon be a nee model. with the most brutal tantacle restraints and perverted scalpels from all sides. then the world will swooon. I told the nuss i want one for my living room.. i havezero internet accesss. so i will report from sexy cro asia laturrrr.

wafflez

Squishy drunkdrew the last one.




i had the fun getting yelled at by my s&m boss lady and her slaveboy. its true. i lost the narcotic keys, im chronically late.. and i overdosed a man on antibiotix. i was told that if i dont comply i would be verbally disciplined next time. TRUST ME. you dont wanna be verbally disciplined. said the turtle with the bulging neckvein. i laughed cuz the whole thing made me feel on trial. i was delighted and guilty as a goat. i got a hug and was told HOW MUCH THEY REALLY LOVE ME..those freaks probably do. . the matter brought peanutbutterpotcookies and i brought wine. band practice was WILD . you turks.